How long have you had your current key chain? I bet I can beat that. Feast your eyes on this beauty.
My sister Sheri gave this to me when my first child was only a couple of weeks old. That was 17 years ago. If I remember correctly, we were all shopping for baby stuff with little Baby Nicholas in tow. At some point, we went back to the car so I could quickly change Nicholas' diaper. Aunt Sheri was so generous as to offer up her leg as a changing table. And Baby Nicholas was so generous as to pee on Aunt Sheri's jeans.
Now THAT'S some funny stuff.